This Companion Cube Is There For Your Saddest Times

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Monday, August 1st, 2011 by Mark A. Brooks

You use tissues for tears, right? No? Well, what would you… oh. That’s disgusting. But it will be there for you anyway.

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Mark A. Brooks uses the A. initial in his name so as to seperate himself from the teeming legions of other Mark Brookses (there are at least 65,000 in the state of Michigan alone). Keep up with him on twitter, because why not. @unoriginalG

Mark A. Brooks has written 572 posts on Delta Attack.

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Fade to Slack

I want that… badly.

I would also be okay with a Companion Cube pencil holder and a Companion GameCube.
- Markham Asylum
  
  Ooh, Companion GameCube… nice idea.
  - Fade to Slack
    
    Also, I was told there was Companion Cube cake…
    - Markham Asylum
      
      That’s just a fucking lie.
Markham Asylum

Judge not the love between a woman (or man) and her companion cube, nor any forms by which that love is expressed, even if it is the use of a kleenex dispensed by the companion cube to catch genetic discharge.

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