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Angry Birds: Facepaint

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2011 by

Here’s your “No One Gives a Rat’s Ass, Fade” fact of the day: I like face painting.

I’m not particularly good at it, but I love how children light up and are typically impressed by my poor painting skills. Angry Birds is also pretty big with kids. Let’s combine the two!

Quick note, I know most of these are not on their faces. They don’t sell hand paints, though.

The first one of the day is almost always the worst.

Slightly better, if only for the whites of its eyes.

Angry Bird? Happy kid. The red one took pretty long, though.

My original plan was to paint both an Angry Bird and a Mustachioed Pig on the same kid, but time constraints led to nothing but the birds.

Well, that’s not entirely true. Here’s a bonus for nerd cred.

Pikachu! I choose you!

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Fade to Slack is a founding member of Delta Attack, an American expatriate in South Korea, and a true believer in the legitimacy of mobile gaming. Keep up with him on Twitter at https://twitter.com/Fade2Slack so he can justify having a Twitter account.

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  • mulletsaurus

    My son would shit a brick of pure joy to have something like this painted on him. If you aren’t a hero of sorts to these kids, then someone needs to take them out back and introduce them to the “Persuader”. Don’t ask. Just imagine.

    • Fade to Slack

      It’s okay… they were thoroughly impressed.

      I actually had to up the “price” knowing the kids were running out of fake currency, because they all were ponying up for Angry Birds. My co-workers were painting more

      Well, it’d be barely game related, but I also painted a dolphin, a lightning bolt, some hearts, and some roses. I just wish I had more time…

      • Markham Asylum

        Nice work yet again! You’re a man of many talents, the least of which is not persuading.

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