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The ultimate First Person Shooting Game seek by millions of fans. To challenge themselves Beyond the combo the limits. Kill OR Die? The answer from you … …

That little slice of heaven is just the tip of the iceberg when you take a look at “Walking Dead: Prologue.” I don’t know how many downloads it takes for an app to appear “Popular” on TouchArcade’s “Appshopper” app, but there were enough dummies blindly handed over cash thinking that this was a tie-in to “The Walking Dead” on AMC that it sure as shit ended up there. The rest of Walking Dead: Prologue’s awful Engrish app description can be found after the jump.

The 2012, a terrible variation is happening……Being a survivor in this dangerous and ruthless world, you face the endless zombies, but what worse is the mystery behind all of this.

In 2012, the sun activate abnormally, the earth’s interior energy balance system facing collapse. Maya prophecy proved to be true,and the human are facing vanish from the earth. The biological weapons in many countries have leaked. The victims of biochemical weapon gradually became zombies and constantly attack the survivors.People attacked by zombies also infected by the virus and became new zombies. Life is full of panic. In such circumstances, as a former contract killer,you decided to stand up and resist the vicious zombies attack, to save humanities!

- BEST FPS GAME EVER ON APP STORE HISTORY!
- Difference UI design for iphone and ipad, easy to control comfortably. – High quality 3D image, perfect sound effect, give you great feelings!
- Instant reaction system and headshot system make the game totally smooth.
- 18 against weapons, Including daggers ,Guns,Grenade and Rifle Grenade
- As a former contract killer, you are cold and perseverance ,you bear the mission to save the humanities.
- Challenge powerful enemy and hard task, discover your potential and make your team overwhelmed.
- Anger erupted systemAccumulate the anger from kills and headshots, when the anger achieves the peak, your gain endless power,that will be the day of zombie’s screaming……
- Soul saving action
Relying on social network, play with friends,and save your friends who infected by the virus with a gunshot!

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Did you actually need to read all of that to tell it wasn’t real?

I see the resemblance to the show. This screen isn't even shy about tricking you.

I know mistakes happen… when you’re either careless or illiterate. If English is your first language and you still bought this thinking it was associated with the show, then you deserve to lose your $4.99.

You deserve that and so, so, so much fucking more.

Zombie with a chainsaw for a hand? Ash? Damn you, Necronomicon!

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