The Portal Bra Is Real And It’s Fabulous

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Monday, July 30th, 2012 by Mark A. Brooks

Fact: The Handpainted Portal Bra offers unparalleled support for female nursing devices of all standard shapes and sizes.

Thanks to the artisan talent over at SceeneShoes, you can now wrap your mamms in the iconic stylings of Portal for the cost of 30 bucks plus shipping. If you ask us, it’s a small price to pay to have Portal graphics splashed across your boobalia.

>> Handpainted Portal Bra [etsy]

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Mark A. Brooks uses the A. initial in his name so as to seperate himself from the teeming legions of other Mark Brookses (there are at least 65,000 in the state of Michigan alone). Keep up with him on twitter, because why not. @unoriginalG

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http://www.bubbsnugg.com Lacy

Wow that is pretty cheap! Can’t find bras that cheap ‘cept at walmart. I think they’re selling themselves short.

….. boobalia?
- Mark A. Brooks
  
  It’s a scientific term.
Markham Asylum

Portals on a tickle-bag holder… best use of portals ever.
Fade to Slack

I know now’s not the time for it, but I once got the giggles when I realized Earthworm Jim looked like a woman’s naked torso.

She was not nearly as amused…
Markham Asylum

It would suck to reach for the holstered sweater-kittens and end up grabbing your own hands.

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