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New Mega Man Boss

Tuesday, September 4th, 2012 by

mega man boss cancer man x-files

So, what weapon would our favorite super-secretive bad-guy from The X-Files be weak against? Probably whatever Mega Man would get from defeating Truth Man. Or from You Can’t Fucking Smoke In Here Man.

I can’t believe nobody’s done this before. At least, not that a Google image search revealed. It’s definitely because nobody ever thought of it. Yeah, that must be it… it couldn’t be that everyone else dismissed it as a super-lame idea. Nah.

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Markham Asylum is a founding member of Delta Attack. His tier-1 favorite genres are role-playing, puzzle, and strategy. His tier-2 are adventure, shooter, and platformer. He strives to provide spoiler-free postings whenever possible.

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  • Fade to Slack

    Yes, but what power would you get? Bloody cough and inoperable tumors?

    • Markham Asylum

      Totally! Plus terrible breath, yellow teeth, a raspy voice, less money, and a fetid cloud of putrid acridity attached to you at all times.

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