Another week, another excuse to explore the terrifically bad art of Syrian Games. I mean that in the most endearing way possible, of course. Whoever Syrian Games employs for making their game covers is truly a Photoshop genius of our time. Without further ado, here are our picks for the last week of February:
Rated “E” for entertainingly implausible.
I know there’s a good “I like my game covers how I like my coffee” joke here, but I’m not clever enough to work it out.
Grand Theft Auto San Andreas: Kirk Douglas
Okay, somebody’s fucking with me. Please just tell me someone’s fucking with me.
Jackass The Game
The amazingly ass-inine adventures of Donny Coxville and Steven-O! Guide our heroes in their quest to inflict as much damage to themselves as possible in a wanton clusterfuck of self-destruction and human shit! Laugh, or it was all for nothing.
Tony Hawk’s Proving Ground
Relax, man. Whatever there is to prove, you’ve clearly already proved it. No need to crash the Hot Air Balloon Jubilee with your rebellious antics.
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