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Author: Mark A. Brooks

Member Since: 2010-06-26 03:47:29

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Disco Zoo Guide: Animal Patterns + Tips & Tricks

February 27th, 2014 by

disco zoo animal patterns guide

Disco Zoo: The game that lets you rescue animals from their natural habitats to put them where they belong – confined in your tidy mirror-balled zoo. Use our handy guide to sniff out each animal’s specific pattern and minimize mistakes and maximize captures! I mean “rescues”!

App Store Birds: A Diagram

February 25th, 2014 by

flappy bird tiny wings angry birds

All the data you need, and not a single number in sight.


Video Games Made Into Romance Novels

February 14th, 2014 by
fierce moves
There’s a reason ‘shoryuken’ has both ‘Ryu’ and ‘Ken’ in it.

In celebration of Valentine’s Day, we though we’d share with you something we ran across a while back; something romantic for all you swoon-happy mongrels out there. Why don’t you kick back, grab a few chocolates out of that heart shaped box, and stuff them straight into your mouth-hole while you enjoy these classic video games reimagined as cheesy romance novel covers.

Even If You Dislike Dhalsim, You’ll Love This Tattoo

February 13th, 2014 by
dhalsim tattoo foot
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Someone found a way to make Dhalsim a lot less annoying!

We don’t know who’s foot that is, or who inked the tattoo, but damn if this isn’t one of the coolest Street Fighter related artworks we have ever seen on someone’s leg.

Dhalsim tattoo is pretty darn slick, incorporates person’s appendage into the artwork [eventhubs]

The Legend Of Cross-Stitch: A Link To The Past

February 12th, 2014 by
zelda cross stitch
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Here’s a riddle: What takes 9 months to make and is more precious than life itself? No, not a baby. C’mon, man.

The correct answer, of course, is this ridiculously fantastic cross-stitch of Hyrule from The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, arguably the series’ finest entry. This is the work of redditor tibtibs, who’s dedication to making awesome things is commendable.

It took me 9 months to complete it, but it’s finally done! [r/pics]

A Full Set Of 3D Printed Final Fantasy VII Characters

February 5th, 2014 by

final fantasy vii 3 printed

Complain all you want about the dated look of Final Fantasy 7′s character models, but damn if they don’t make for fine little knick-knacks. Low-poly has never looked so attractive.

Here is the entire cast (more or less) rendered in the real-life high definition of 3D printing:

The Handheld Pinnacle Of Legit

February 3rd, 2014 by
gameboy station
Click the image for a better look at this monstrosity

Is it a PSP? Is it a Gameboy? Is it a fucking wizard? The Gane Boy Station SP-3000 boasts such incredible specs that we aren’t sure why we’ve never heard of it until now.

Not sure if PSP or… [r/gaming]

If Pikachu Were Cast In Dead Space…

January 31st, 2014 by

pikachu monster

So, uh, not sure what happened to ol’ Pikachu here, but it’s definitely not kawaii. Maybe splicing Pikachu’s DNA was a bad idea. Actually, this looks less like a botched experiment and more like a good old-fashioned case of the necromorphs. And this isn’t even his final form.

Pika Chu by Denchu [utility polefolio]