If this don’t make your booty move, your booty must be dead! Borderlands returns this September, promising a bajillion more guns, rad new characters, and at least one dubstep dancing Claptrap. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’d like to change my pants now.
Author: Mark A. Brooks
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The Unabridged Compendium Of Games I Played In The Year 2011
February 21st, 2012 by Mark A. Brooks
It’s only taken two months and hundreds (if not thousands) of cups of coffee, but it’s finally finished and not a day too soon. Looking back, I’m not exactly sure why I wrote so much about all this stuff; I guess my love of doing stupid shit may have something to do with it. Here is the definitive write-up of every single game I played in 2011. Not just played, but FINISHED. I beat all of these games, like stepchildren, and grinded them beneath my heel as I moved on to the next. And then, like some kind of crazy coup de grace, I fucking wrote about them. Lots of stuff. Really clever things.
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2QWOP Continues The QWOP Legacy
February 20th, 2012 by Mark A. Brooks
With little fanfare, the sequel to the notoriously ridiculous sprinting game QWOP has arrived, this time featuring split-screen two player action; hence the new name 2QWOP. Go play it now, by yourself or with a friend for all of ten seconds before rage quitting and breaking things of great importance.
[via kotaku]
Assassin’s Creed Rearmed Brings The Joy Of Being Killed Repeatedly To Your iPhone
February 19th, 2012 by Mark A. Brooks
Ubisoft brings the multiplayer experience of Assassin’s Creed to your iOS device and it’s completely free to download, but expect the usual bullshit of being expected to drop real money to afford any kind of decent skills and equipment. That’s not to say that Rearmed isn’t a legit free-to-play experience, because it is, but even if you had access to everything free of charge, you’d probably burn out as quick as the next guy.
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Super Mario 3D Land Is A Good Reason To Own A 3DS
February 18th, 2012 by Mark A. Brooks
Super Mario 3D Land does a satisfying job of scratching that annual Mario itch, and makes a fine showcase of the three-dimensional witchcraft the 3DS is capable of. It’s a memorable adventure that reins in just about every aspect of Mario lore, and one of the best reasons there is to own a 3DS. So why did Nintendo dare launch their system without it?
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Lollipop Chainsaw Cosplay Time [NSFW]
February 17th, 2012 by Mark A. Brooks
Famed cosplay enthusiast Jessica Nigri takes on the role of Juliet from upcoming Suda51 action game Lollipop Chainsaw. These shots are unapologetic in their gratuitous use of zombies and lollipops. Proceed with caution.
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An Ass-Kicking Gallery Of SoulCalibur V Creations
February 16th, 2012 by Mark A. Brooks
So you may have heard the character creation feature in Soul Calibur V was pretty buff. There’s a tumblr floating around, aptly titled “Fuck Yeah, Soul Calibur Creations“, which demonstrates just how flexible the creation system is with page after page of awesomely done character makeups. We’ve assembled a gallery of some of the more recognizable characters for your enjoyment.
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