Every once in a while, it’s good to see Square Enix isn’t alone in bringing the Japanese premium to mobile gamers everywhere.

Namco Bandai has ported, not one, not two, but three insanely priced apps to the Apple App Store from their insanely popular “The IDOLM@STER” rhythm series.

These titles, previously only available in Japan for the Sony PSP, have been translated to English for all you lonely fans of 2D girls out there. Yes, I’m stereotyping you and that pillow you want to marry.

While that may seem VERY overpriced, bear in mind that importing each of these titles in Japanese would actually cost you more if Play-Asia is any gauge.

Unless Namco Bandai is feeling particularly charitable, there’s no way in hell you’re getting a review from us. However, if you’ve $165 spare and a hankering for some rhythm gaming, play Cytus, Theatrhythm, Rock Band, and the hundreds of other alternatives instead.

THE iDOLM@STER SHINY FESTA　Harmonic Score - [App Store Link]
THE iDOLM@STER SHINY FESTA　Melodic Disc – [App Store Link]
THE iDOLM@STER SHINY FESTA　Rhythmic Record – [App Store Link]

Now that the Internet has finally stopped their whining about Real Racing 3′s transition from a paid app to free-to-play, we can finally look at Real Racing 3 for what it is: a great game with a few free-to-play annoyances that was played by more people in one week than its predecessors ever were.

Electronic Arts and Firemonkeys have started teasing the upcoming update with the following video for your consumption:

The Chevrolet Camaro ZL1 and Chevrolet Cobalt SS are both coming, along with a new game mode and another 100 events. There’s no word, yet, if these cars will be available for your standard R$ or if they’ll require Gold, but the safe money bet is on standard racing cash.

Chevrolet vehicles were available in Real Racing 2. Growing up in a small town, I actually remember friends racing Camaros, so it’s nice to see them make the cut.