It’s only taken two months and hundreds (if not thousands) of cups of coffee, but it’s finally finished and not a day too soon. Looking back, I’m not exactly sure why I wrote so much about all this stuff; I guess my love of doing stupid shit may have something to do with it. Here is the definitive write-up of every single game I played in 2011. Not just played, but FINISHED. I beat all of these games, like stepchildren, and grinded them beneath my heel as I moved on to the next. And then, like some kind of crazy coup de grace, I fucking wrote about them. Lots of stuff. Really clever things.
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The Unabridged Compendium Of Games I Played In The Year 2011
February 21st, 2012 by Mark A. BrooksConquering the Game that Conquered Me
November 12th, 2011 by Markham AsylumBack in the late summer of 2007, I was diagnosed with a tension-based disorder that can cause great abdominal discomfort. In the weeks leading up to the two months of work that I missed (insert Office Space joke) and ten-day stint in the hospital, I was playing BioShock quite a bit. I enjoyed it a lot, but lacked the skills to process its intensity and the resulting stress. BioShock was simply too much for me.

In the years since, I’ve grown adept at handling this disorder. Pills and dietary restrictions help, but consciously working on improving my view of life and the way in which I react to tense situations is what’s really made the difference. Looking back to four years ago and realizing how much I’d grown, I decided it was time to get back on the horse. I had been BioShock’s bitch for too long; it was time to reclaim myself, even if merely in my own eyes.
Rays of Light: Abstract Puzzle Game
October 22nd, 2011 by Markham AsylumWelcome to Rays of Light, an original Delta Attack game based on the 1979 board game by Orda Industries Ltd. To play, you will need Flash 10.0 or higher. Click on the screenshot below to launch it in a new tab/window.
Enjoy!
Shadow of the Colossus Fan Art Collection
August 20th, 2011 by Markham AsylumShadow of the Colossus evokes many emotions: fear, loneliness, awe, melancholy, stress, triumph… and they are reflected in the vast quantity of fan art out there. Here are the best we’ve seen, including some depicting Colossi that weren’t even in the game. (Click on each image for the full-sized version in a new tab/window.)
The Top Ten Games Missing from iOS
July 18th, 2011 by Fade to SlackI love iOS gaming. There, I said it. Not that you didn’t have some evidence, already.
However, there are some games that would be perfect for iOS that just aren’t there yet. A majority are from the most similar system, the Nintendo DS.
Here are the top ten missing games and/or franchises that need to be brought to iOS.
Mario Pipe Puzzle
April 10th, 2011 by Markham AsylumWelcome to Mario Pipe Puzzle, an original Delta Attack game made using old-school technology. To play, just click on the pipes or other objects with which you wish to interact.
Enjoy!

New iPad Or iPhone Owner? Let’s Spend Fifty Bucks!
March 24th, 2011 by Fade to SlackAre you a new iPhone 4 or iPad 2 owner? Perhaps you’re waiting for the iPhone 5 to be released later in the year. Great. Welcome to the cult. You should know Apple’s AppStore is a little overwhelming.
Good news, true believer! I’m here to guide your purchases and needlessly use Stan Lee catchphrases. So, pick up a fifty dollar iTunes card, and let’s begin.

































