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Is Sony Officially Teasing The Next PlayStation?

January 31st, 2013 by

Sony just pushed out this flashy teaser trailer – an announcement of an announcement, if you will. The video has its own page, with the date February 20th 2013, 6PM EST plastered all over it.

Will this date mark the official announcement of the PlayStation 4, codenamed Orbis? For those chomping at the bit for any details on the next console in the Sony line, February 20th can’t come soon enough.

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Ni No Kuni Arrives To Universal Acclaim

January 25th, 2013 by

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After a number of delays and years of waiting, Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch finally arrives in North America.

And it was worth the wait, apparently; the JRPG that launched a thousand “D’aaawwwwww”s isn’t just charming the pants off of gamers, but managing a warm reception with critics as well, according to Metacritic.

Etrian Odyssey IV Has Best Demo Ever

January 22nd, 2013 by

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If you’re anything like me, you avoid demos because they’re usually a disconnected slice that doesn’t give you a true taste of what’s to come. Even when they let you experience the opening and play the first areas without removing key features, everything you do will have to be repeated once you get the full game. Weak.

ATLUS figured it out, though, with the upcoming demo for Etrian Odyssey IV: Legends of the Titan. Here’s their full press release:

IRVINE, CALIFORNIA — JANUARY 22, 2013 — ATLUS, a brand of Index Digital Media, Inc., today announced a demo of the upcoming RPG Etrian OdysseyIV: Legends of the Titan will be available for download on the Nintendo eShop beginning 2/7/13.

The demo will allow players to experience the opening gameplay areas available in the full title, including the introduction, initial mini-dungeon (Old Forest Mine), first skyship area (Windy Plains), and areas of the first main dungeon (Lush Woodlands).  Players will have open access to engage in a variety of

Super Hexagon now on Google Play

January 21st, 2013 by

super_hexagon_playTerry Cavanaugh’s minimalist survival runner, Super Hexagon, is now available for Android users. It is a definite treat for those of you who just don’t know when to give up. You will try, try again… and again… and again.

You’ll have to excuse me, as I’ve been slacking for far too many months, for not having the review up for Super Hexagon. You’re just going to have to take my word for it, Android gamers, when I say you need this game to humiliate you and your so-called “skillz.”

Pick it up over on Google Play at a 66% off introductory price.

 

When anyone asks what happens to your pride, try not to let them see your tears when you say, “It fell down the stairs.”

Final Fantasy: All the Bravest shows up in NZ App Store

January 16th, 2013 by

final_fantasy_atbSquare Enix isn’t kidding around about the Final Fantasy mobile revolution, huh? Seeing tons of perfectly good art assets just lying around and a bunch of loyal customers who still have money left somehow after that whole Theatrhythm mess, Square Enix went back to the drawing board and made Final Fantasy: All the Bravest. That’s Final Fantasy: ATB. Get it? I knew you would, you nerds.

ATB, for the uninitiated, is also the acronym for the “Active Time Battle” system that was originated in Final Fantasy IV and has since become synonymous with the Final Fantasy series. While most roleplaying games, including Final Fantasy up until that point, used turn-based battles, the turns in active time battles were managed based upon a speed statistic. The faster the character is, the quicker they’ll be ready to strike again. Stronger skills and spells could have longer casting durations.

Many of you don’t know the horrors of the turn-based battles of Final Fantasy. You don’t know how lucky you are. Those who do know that they were, for lack of a better word, ineffective.

Here’s Square Enix’s description from the App Store:

FINAL FANTASY ALL THE BRAVEST—A pick-up-and-go RPG with massive battles!

Marked For Death: Father Contracts Gamers For Virtual Hit On Son

January 8th, 2013 by

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Concerned with the amount of time his son was playing online video games, a father in China hired gamers to hunt down and repeatedly assassinate his son’s World of Warcraft character in an effort to dissuade him from playing.

Pokémon X and Pokémon Y announced for 3DS October 2013

January 8th, 2013 by

pokemonxyAn all-new generation of Pokémon is coming to Nintendo 3DS in Pokémon X and Pokémon Y for Nintendo 3DS. Generation VI will be in your hands this October and, frankly, I’m a little bit excited. I’m that outsider Pokémon fan who doesn’t really play the games or watch the cartoons, but does have this weird infatuation with Pocket Monsters. I’m not that guy, but I get that guy.

Fans look to be in for a real treat, at least on the surface, as the game got a huge graphical bump. If they didn’t tell me it was Pokémon, it might be hard to tell from just looking at it. Color me impressed.

Here’s the announcement trailer from The Official Pokémon Website:


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