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Stupid Gamer Tattoo

August 7th, 2011 by

stupid video game gamer tattoo

Fail. If you’re going to get a game tattoo, why not make it something meaningful? If you’re into RPGs or adventure games, why not get something from Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, or Zelda? Hmm? Some cartoony character classes? A slime? The Triforce?

Enjoy those four Xitpoints, doucher.

Donate Your Body to Science

August 7th, 2011 by

aperture science van

Forget donating organs upon your death; donate your entire body while still alive. And make $60!

Contact a field agent today. For the sake of science.

Piranha Plant Earrings Are Super Rad

August 7th, 2011 by

Unfortunately, they’re out of stock until next month, but that only makes them even more desirable. What a cool idea!

[via Etsy]

Stop Motion Street Fighter

August 6th, 2011 by

It’s a battle you’ve seen played out many times in the past, but in a way you’ve probably never seen it before. It’s Ryu vs. Ken in an all-out, stop motion brawl.

Hey Kids, Don’t Grow Up!

August 6th, 2011 by

mario mushroom i dont wanna grow up

Seriously, being an adult kinda sucks.

Hey Kids, Be Like Mario!

August 5th, 2011 by

real life mario 1up mushroom

Note: Real-world mushrooms will not give you an extra life, or even a life period. They may also not contribute to your continued good health.

Just An Observation

August 5th, 2011 by

I would make a G-Man inspired politically-charged quote, but my rapist wit has grown somewhat dull. Okay, okay. I never played Half Life so I have no idea what the fuck G-Man even sounds like. But I did recognize him, largely in part to having seen him in a million different internet memes, and his resemblance to US Speaker of the House John Boehner is hilarious.

[via Reddit]

Humble Indie Bundle #3 Now Includes 11 Total Games and Minecraft Play Time

August 4th, 2011 by

After packaging in the games from the Humble Indie Bundle #2 and an additional bonus game, the list is now:

  • And Yet It Moves
  • Braid
  • Cogs
  • Cortex Command
  • Crayon Physics Deluxe
  • Hammerfight
  • Machinarium
  • Osmos
  • Revenge of the Titans
  • Steel Storm

Also, purchasing HB3 lets you play Minecraft free until 8/14.

Jump over to the Humble Bundle site to check it out.