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This Companion Cube Is There For Your Saddest Times

August 1st, 2011 by

You use tissues for tears, right? No? Well, what would you… oh. That’s disgusting. But it will be there for you anyway.

[via Reddit]

Plants vs. Zombies “Retina Display” mash-up

August 1st, 2011 by

I’m not your typical graphics whore, but I really do enjoy the crispness of retina display graphics. I came from a time when characters were a mass of hard-to-recognize pixels. A time where a mustache HAD to be placed or you wouldn’t be able to tell where a nose was.

Plants vs. Zombies finally gets “Retina Display” update.

July 31st, 2011 by

Plants vs. Zombies is as close to a no-brainer (BRAAAAAINS?!) purchase as you’re going to find. Last week, it became an even better purchase for iPhone4 and iPod Touch 4G owners, as the game received the long-awaited “Retina Display” update.

Sounds like gibberish for those not in the know, so I’ll let the screens do the talking.

Fast Food Fighting Game

July 31st, 2011 by

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If only it were real. Wendy would distract her opponent with her double stack, then unleash an old-fashioned combo and finish the fight with a square-patty ninja star, all while maintaining a frosty disposition. Ronald would open with a McRoundhouse, rabbit-punch his enemy in the McRib, and finish with a strong hit to the McNuggets (or to the Filet-O-Fish if he were fighting Wendy). The King would fight by creeping the shit out of his opponent and delivering a croissan’wich kick to the head. The Colonel would distract by singing Sweet Home Alabama and then open up a can of original-recipe whoop-ass. And the Noid, well… his enemies would be best just to avoid him altogether. You wouldn’t want to see what he does in close quarters.

Yes, if only it were real.

Giant Working NES Controller Coffee Table

July 30th, 2011 by

While not nearly as awesome as, say, an Atari Jaguar controller ottoman, this coffee table is the fucking truth.

Nintendo 3DS Price Drop to $169.99 on 8/12

July 30th, 2011 by

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No doubt trying to compete with the PlayStation Vita before it even hits the shelves, Nintendo will drop the price of the 3DS by $80 on August 12th. With the PSV not even having a solid release date yet, this could help Nintendo secure a larger portion of the next-gen console market. Perhaps Nintendo plans on releasing its second-gen hardware for the 3DS near the time that the PSV is finally available.

Black and blue units can be ordered through Amazon with free shipping. Amazon is also offering a buy-one-get-one deal on certain 3DS games, but the selection is weak.

Wii Fit + Cat = Fail

July 29th, 2011 by

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Sadly, most Wii Balance Boards probably get even less use than this one.

Courtesy of our furry friends, the lolcats.

North American Virgin Shin Megami Tensei Game Will Ship With Soundtrack CD

July 28th, 2011 by

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Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 2: Innocent Sin, which has never before been released in North America, is coming to the PSP in September. Hit the jump for the trailer and Atlus’s synopsis of the game.