I’m so glad that the price of admission for playing video games no longer includes fellatio.
But it will not make you cool.Tweet
Mark A. Brooks
Mario’s got some good moves for a plumber, but he’s no ninja. Game over, buddy.
(Although I like this, I must wax pedantical: Leonardo, the Ninja Turtle with the katanas, wore blue, not purple; that was Donatello. Maybe it was inspired by the first NES game’s glitch that could portmanteau the two turtles’ names into Donatardo during the intro. mulletsaurus, IkeCube, and I saw it happen firsthand ~15 years ago… and it still makes me giggle sometimes.)Tweet
Fade to Slack
I’ve given you some shit in the past for being, basically, a corporation that prides itself on regurgitating original, inspired shit into some uninspired, shameless, gooey mass that often resembles the original if its soul had been dragged through the mud and forced to watch its mother raped by a limousine full of clowns, but I actually rather enjoyed Order & Chaos. Yes, it was a World of Warcraft wannabe, but it’s not like World of Warcraft was all that original.Tweet