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Master Chef

March 18th, 2013 by

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I smell a QTE cooking! Love the outfit, though.

Master Chef [r/gaming]

Don’t Sweat The Small Fish… And It’s All Small Fish

March 18th, 2013 by

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The worst thing about Ridiculous Fishing: A Tale of Redemption is the name. Of course it’s about fishing; we get that. But “ridiculous”? A work of art (yeah, I just called Ridiculous Fishing art) isn’t ridiculous just because it says so right there on the can.

This game could have also been called Radical Fishing, or LOL-out-loud Fishing. An even better title would have been The Three (3) Habits of Highly Effective Fishermen.

The Three (3) Habits of Highly Effective Fishermen

(01: Height phase.) Cast your rod, or descend your lure, or whatever it’s called. It will descend DOWN into the water, and continue to sink until it hooks a fish.

(02: Motion phase.) At this happy time, the lure will begin to rise UP. During this phase, you may hook as many fish as possible. There is no catch limit.

(03: Gravity phase.) When the lure breaches UP from the water’s surface, your many, many fishes will also spurt UP into the sky. You will tap, press, and grub at the screen to SHOOT THE BEJEEZUS out of the fish before Newton’s harsh mistress brings them back DOWN.

M. Night Shyamalan Presents: The NES

March 16th, 2013 by

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The Master of Twists brings you a new spin on classic hardware:

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In an even more surprising twist, there’s a port on the back that lets you play Genesis games.

Ok, not really, and Shyamalan wasn’t responsible for this, but you have to admit that it could have been taken directly from one of his movies.

Thanks to Delta Attack reader Nic W. for sharing this with us.

A look at GAMER’Z, Korea’s #1 Gaming Magazine

March 16th, 2013 by

GAMER'Z Magazine March 2013 Cover Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

Every now and again, I like to bring you a little slice of Korean gaming. I try not to delve too deeply most of the time, but this was just too good to pass up.

Today, I present to you the best gaming magazine in all of Korea. There’s a good chance, and this is not hyperbole, this is the best monthly game magazine in the world.

A Handful Of Ian Wilding’s Amazing Video Game Posters

March 15th, 2013 by

ian wilding super metroid

Ian Wilding blends iconic game imagery with clever design to deliver some seriously cool movie-style posters. The Super Metroid one shown above is my personal favorite, though you may prefer one of the few displayed below.

MonTowers Monster List & Picture Gallery

March 14th, 2013 by

montowers monster list

MonTowers ~Legend of Summoners~ isn’t just a game about catching and collecting monsters, it’s also a showcase of fun anime artwork. Some of it’s gratuitous, some of it’s cute, and all of it is pretty snazzy. Here’s your illustrated guide to the creatures of Alsperia, starting with the beasts you encounter in the game’s very first challenge: the Novice Tower.

Fallout Vault 101 Threads Available Via Bethesda Store

March 14th, 2013 by

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Dude. If you’ve got the money, then Bethesda’s got the honey. Available now from the Bethesda Store are these fantastic Fallout shirts and hoodies. They even threw in a pair of kicks for good measure. Check them out at your wallet’s peril!

Dove Presents the Manliest Deal Ever

March 13th, 2013 by

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Hey guys, when you think of games like Dead Space 3 and Need for Speed: Most Wanted, what comes to mind? Besides heart-pounding action and adrenaline, surely deodorant and products for the care of your hair and skin top out the list.

If so — and for whom would this not be true? — then you’ll love this testosterone-fueled deal on Amazon. Just buy $15 worth of qualifying Dove Men + Care products and get $20 off a select game from EA.

Thanks to Amazon and EA, now when you’re running from the cops or dismembering the horrifically mutated undead, you can smell like a frat guy. Click here for the boner-inducing deal.


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