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The Music of Jetpack Joyride Moves Asses

November 9th, 2012 by

Say what you will about Jetpack Joyride (I’m sure it’d be nothing but gush and praise, anyway), but never say that its music is anything less than awesome.

Sure, there’s only one notable song in the whole game, but it’s a really infectious tune that helps keep this endless runner feeling just a little more endless. Honestly, if this don’t make your booty move, your booty must be dead.

Put It On Etsy! The Real Life Mario Fish

November 7th, 2012 by

“I made this guy out of an old taxidermied bass.” says Darick Maasen, creator of the most lifelike Cheep-Cheep replica ever.

Between the lips, the eyes, and the knowledge that this used to be a proud and living creature, I’m having a hard time keeping it together over here.

Real Super Mario Bros. Cheep Cheep [facebook.com]

The Halo 4 Midnight Launch

November 7th, 2012 by

Hope you’re ready to be ****ed all you ***** **** *********ing *******ers. After school, it’s on.

Why I don’t intend on getting Halo 4.. [reddit]

The Breathtaking Art of Assassin’s Creed III

November 5th, 2012 by

The Assassin’s Creed series has been long renowned for its fantastic and immersive imagery, and Assassin’s Creed III is no exception. The Art of Assassin’s Creed III is a stunning compendium of the game’s evocative artworks; an eclectic collection of concepts, characters, and creative triumph. Much like the game itself, the illustrations of Assassin’s Creed III are a beautiful thing.

Nintendo 3DS Capture Cards Are Apparently a Thing

November 4th, 2012 by

I stumbled across this little gem, and it made my nerdy heart go all pitter-patter. While that screen above looks like an absolute mess, this Nintendo 3DS Capture Card makes the following possible.

 

While we take for granted a world of FRAPS recording on PC and consoles, portable systems seldom have good answers for video capturing.

For those who might be interested in such a set-up, or any rich benefactor who would like to buy me the perfect Christmas present, check out this eBay auction (just over two days left as of this posting) or the 3DS Capture Board site.

Podcast Special 001: The Shit I Don’t Feel Like Writing

November 4th, 2012 by

Today’s podcast is different than the rest. One man, one mission, one microphone. Today, the cheese stands alone.

Join Fade to Slack as he delves through a variety of topics such as the iPad 4 (which he mistakenly refers to as the iPhone4 a few times) and iPad Mini launch, the Zynga layoffs and the first three games that will be closing up, the Nintendo Wii-U, Rocketcat’s Punch Quest failing to earn money, and anything else he was too lazy to write about.

Take your rest breaks and grab your snacks, the show’s about to start. This is the “One Man Show.”

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iTunes Link: Delta Attack Podcast

Epic Astro Story Strategy Guide: Tips and Tricks

November 3rd, 2012 by

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Welcome to our guide for Epic Astro Story! Within these digital walls you will find the info you need to build a successful colony on a new planet. If you have info to add or inquiries to make, feel free to hit up the comments at the bottom of the page.

Note that this is a work in progress!


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