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Game Glitches In Real Life Are Fucking Terrifying

January 23rd, 2013 by

Being one month old and over twelve million views strong, it’s likely you’ve already seen Corridor Digital‘s The Glitch video – the one that shows us what video game glitches might be like in real life. It’s worth watching again, though. Maybe this time you won’t shit your pants!

Etrian Odyssey IV Has Best Demo Ever

January 22nd, 2013 by

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If you’re anything like me, you avoid demos because they’re usually a disconnected slice that doesn’t give you a true taste of what’s to come. Even when they let you experience the opening and play the first areas without removing key features, everything you do will have to be repeated once you get the full game. Weak.

ATLUS figured it out, though, with the upcoming demo for Etrian Odyssey IV: Legends of the Titan. Here’s their full press release:

IRVINE, CALIFORNIA — JANUARY 22, 2013 — ATLUS, a brand of Index Digital Media, Inc., today announced a demo of the upcoming RPG Etrian OdysseyIV: Legends of the Titan will be available for download on the Nintendo eShop beginning 2/7/13.

The demo will allow players to experience the opening gameplay areas available in the full title, including the introduction, initial mini-dungeon (Old Forest Mine), first skyship area (Windy Plains), and areas of the first main dungeon (Lush Woodlands).  Players will have open access to engage in a variety of

These Minimalist Final Fantasy Posters Get The Job Done

January 22nd, 2013 by

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This unofficial collection of vintage Final Fantasy designs spans the entire numbered series and, boy, they sure are purdy. I know it seems like we’ve been jamming the site with dangerous levels of Final Fantasy lately, but these are really worth a look.

Super Hexagon now on Google Play

January 21st, 2013 by

super_hexagon_playTerry Cavanaugh’s minimalist survival runner, Super Hexagon, is now available for Android users. It is a definite treat for those of you who just don’t know when to give up. You will try, try again… and again… and again.

You’ll have to excuse me, as I’ve been slacking for far too many months, for not having the review up for Super Hexagon. You’re just going to have to take my word for it, Android gamers, when I say you need this game to humiliate you and your so-called “skillz.”

Pick it up over on Google Play at a 66% off introductory price.


When anyone asks what happens to your pride, try not to let them see your tears when you say, “It fell down the stairs.”

Encounters with the Shadow of The Colossus

January 21st, 2013 by


Many people fell in love with Shadow of The Colossus back when it was originally released on the Playstation 2 by Team Ico back in October of 2005. I was preoccupied with World of Warcraft at that time, but fortunately that isn’t the case anymore and it has since been re-released on the combo title The Ico & Shadow of the Colossus Collection.

My initial thoughts with this title is that it helped lay the groundwork for one of my favorite titles of the Playstation 3 era: Demon’s Souls. There is no doubt that the art and music and cadence of the gameplay and power differential between Wander and the Colossus share some similarities with Demon’s Souls. Where the experience falls short however, is in the snappiness and responsiveness of the game controls. Every controller input action feels like it is more of a request, through a language interpreter, and Wander, Agro, or the Camera decides just too many moments later to take action.

Regardless, the take-down of the first Colossus, Valus the Minotaur, leaves you with the feeling of courage and determination that gives you just enough motivation to make it through the next challenge. I summarize my experience with each Colossus in a few lines below, and some fellow DeltaAttackers add additional color (charkicker, MarkhamAsylum, and myself). Be warned that there may be spoilers (if you are reading without having finished the game, tsk tsk).


By the time you’re cut loose into the ruined lands, you’ve been told and told what to do. In the opening cut scenes it is evident that you’ve stolen your giant, capable horse and that gnarly sword (the kid looks like a clown the first time he “brandishes” it), and you’ve probably stolen the dead girl, too. The gods say, look at that sword, son. Hold it up to the light! OK. You take a few steps outside, on foot or on horseback, and you’re taking in the scope and desaturated flavor of the blighted world, catching your — An on-screen help text says, press the button to hold your sword up! To the light! Screw you, on-screen help text. Wouldn’t it have been neat for the game to trust you to remember what the *gods* told you less than a minute ago, right as the music crescendoed and the game began?

Yep, that would have been neat.
You press the button. A beam of light shoots out of your sword, pointing you in the exact direction you are already facing.
Another short gallop, and a tutorial/obstacle course later, and you’re hanging on for dear life onto the grody fur of a tremendous creature, so all is forgiven, mostly.

Valus, The Minotaur


[IkeCube] Intimidating at first, but generally non-threatening, the first Colossus, Valus,  helps us find our courage, and learn the general technique and strategy that will assist us through the subsequent encounters. The satisfaction of taking him down with requiring a retry was incredible.

[Markham Asylum] I love how they introduce this colossus: a violent shaking of the earth, then you see that hoof come into view. It takes up most of the damn screen, which I’m pretty sure made my eyes bug out. One of the things this game does really well is the sense of scale, and this first guy makes you feel like an insect. Team Ico effectively employed Minotaur to teach you the mechanics of slaying colossi. It’s not too challenging, but also not a complete pushover for a first-timer.

Hit The Jump for the rest of the article.

Top 30 Castlevania Music

January 19th, 2013 by

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I defy anyone that’s even a moderate fan of Castlevania and has working ears to deny that the series has some of the best music in gaming. Whether you’re looking for dance, rock, or soul-stirring themes, Castlevania hooks you up. Over countless incarnations of Dracula’s Castle, let’s journey through the best in Castlevania music.

Final Fantasy: All the Bravest Tips, Tricks, and Bestiary

January 19th, 2013 by


We’ll be honest; Final Fantasy: All the Bravest is pretty mindless. It’s also a fun, little nostalgic romp through a celebrated gaming series in a 16-bit aesthetic.

We’ve noticed a few things that we think people might miss. Or maybe you just want to find a certain monster or item and don’t know where to look.

So, here are some basic tips for those who fight further.

Final Fantasy: All The Bravest Regular and Premium Character List

January 19th, 2013 by

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Because we’ve got nothing better to do than chronicle this kind of stuff, here’s the list of characters you can get in Square’s most recent grab for your cash, Final Fantasy: All The Bravest! Yes, that includes the premium ones.