Delicious, that is, if you’re into nasty shit. Angry Birds Pork Rinds are a prime example of game recognition run amok, and serve as a reminder that April Fool’s day turns the whole internet into a seething cauldron of lies. [via ThinkGeek]
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This is a public service announcement for the better treatment of Pokemon everywhere. Poke-rights, people, not Poke-fights. Open your eyes, as Brock has, and realize that forcing Pokemon into combat is rat-bastardly behavior. It’s never too late to do the right thing.
It seems every day the blogopshere gets hit with another Mario re-imagining, but this trailer for The Brothers Mario 2: Kong Country is, pardon my French, fucking hilarious. “There’s a new Don in town. Don Key-Kong.” Get crunk and do the Mario muh’fuckaz.
Michael Bay strikes again, this time on feathery wings of vengeance, with an action-film adaptation of an iPhone game. If that doesn’t get your motor boatin’, then I don’t know what will. Enjoy the trailer for Angry Birds: The Movie.
Mash the worlds of StarCraft and My Little Pony together and you get perhaps the most powerful trailer involving adorable cartoon ponies ever seen. I know the word “epic” gets thrown around alot, but EPIC EPIC EPIC. And super cute.
We didn’t say it’d be practical, or even super effective, but here it is: The keyboard directional-pad replacement stick. How such a jewel could remain hidden for so long is beyond me. It’s beyond everything. [via StumbleUpon]
I can’t think of another game that combines shitting and text-adventure-style gameplay better than Don’t Shit Your Pants. The goal of the game is (you guessed it) to not shit your pants. There will be many obstacles; many forces conspiring against you. But with enough persistence (and soiled drawers) you may yet succeed.
Prepare yourself for the bloodiest, most ridiculous re-imagining of Duck Hunt ever. The trailer for Duck Hunt 3D brings together all manner of kitschy nostalgia and serves it up on a platter so campy you’ll swear it’s IN TENTS! Or, intense. Whatever.