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Angry Birds’ Relentless Marketing Blitz Yields Delicious Treat

April 1st, 2011 by

angry birds pork rinds

Delicious, that is, if you’re into nasty shit. Angry Birds Pork Rinds are a prime example of game recognition run amok, and serve as a reminder that April Fool’s day turns the whole internet into a seething cauldron of lies. [via ThinkGeek]

Poke-Rights PSA For Ethical Treatment Of Pokemon

March 29th, 2011 by

This is a public service announcement for the better treatment of Pokemon everywhere. Poke-rights, people, not Poke-fights. Open your eyes, as Brock has, and realize that forcing Pokemon into combat is rat-bastardly behavior. It’s never too late to do the right thing.

Grand Theft Auto: Mushroom Kingdom

March 29th, 2011 by

It seems every day the blogopshere gets hit with another Mario re-imagining, but this trailer for The Brothers Mario 2: Kong Country is, pardon my French, fucking hilarious. “There’s a new Don in town. Don Key-Kong.” Get crunk and do the Mario muh’fuckaz.

From The Esteemed Director Of Pearl Harbor Comes Angry Birds: The Movie

March 27th, 2011 by

Michael Bay strikes again, this time on feathery wings of vengeance, with an action-film adaptation of an iPhone game. If that doesn’t get your motor boatin’, then I don’t know what will. Enjoy the trailer for Angry Birds: The Movie.

PonyCraft 2 Will Set Your Soul Ablaze

March 25th, 2011 by

Mash the worlds of StarCraft and My Little Pony together and you get perhaps the most powerful trailer involving adorable cartoon ponies ever seen. I know the word “epic” gets thrown around alot, but EPIC EPIC EPIC. And super cute.

One Of Life’s Greatest Problems, Solved

March 25th, 2011 by

We didn’t say it’d be practical, or even super effective, but here it is: The keyboard directional-pad replacement stick. How such a jewel could remain hidden for so long is beyond me. It’s beyond everything. [via StumbleUpon]

The Game That’s All Class: Don’t Shit Your Pants

March 23rd, 2011 by

I can’t think of another game that combines shitting and text-adventure-style gameplay better than Don’t Shit Your Pants. The goal of the game is (you guessed it) to not shit your pants. There will be many obstacles; many forces conspiring against you. But with enough persistence (and soiled drawers) you may yet succeed.

Vorpal Ducks Have Their Revenge In Duck Hunt 3D

March 23rd, 2011 by

Prepare yourself for the bloodiest, most ridiculous re-imagining of Duck Hunt ever. The trailer for Duck Hunt 3D brings together all manner of kitschy nostalgia and serves it up on a platter so campy you’ll swear it’s IN TENTS! Or, intense. Whatever.