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Chevrolet Corvette ZR1 now available in Real Racing 3

May 3rd, 2013 by

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Real Racing 3 fans were greeted by an interesting push notification today.

The previous Real Racing 3 update brought the Chevrolet brand to the game with two cars, the Chevrolet Cobalt SS and Chevorlet Camaro ZL1. What we didn’t know was that there was more goods under the hood.

A third Chevrolet car, the Corvette ZR1, was unlocked in Real Racing 3 and is now available for purchase for 50 Gold.

Chevy fans who were underwhelmed by the Cobalt and Camaro should now be pleased.

Chevy fans underwhelmed by the Cobalt SS and Camaro ZL1 should now be pleased.

Confirm Your $99.99 Super Monster Bros In App Purchase

April 26th, 2013 by

Near the top of the hierarchical pyramid of colossal suckage, tucked neatly between ‘grapefruit’ and ‘Hitler’, you’ll find this atrocious little nugget.

The iOS game Super Monster Bros was created with three goals in mind: 1) Provide the bare minimum of mobile gaming entertainment, 2) Shamelessly rip off Pokemon in the most tawdry way possible, and 3) Fool your children into spending hundreds of your hard earned dollars in 60 seconds flat. Hey, that’s what you get for making your password “password”.

MonTowers Monsters List (Doom Tower 2/2)

April 23rd, 2013 by

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Who’s ready for more MonTowers monsters? You are, of course, even if you don’t realize it yet. Come on in and peruse the remaining critters from the Doom Tower. Here we have the monsters that inhabit floors 50-100, complete with a picture gallery, stats and abilities, and lots of ridiculous descriptions that you aren’t expected to read. Enjoy!

Cut The Rope: Time Travel 3 Star Solution Stage 6-14

April 22nd, 2013 by

Here’s how I got three stars in the most annoying stage of Cut the Rope: Time Travel (Stone Age stage 14). To achieve those wacky “in-between” firing angles, just hold the rocket in position with one finger, and cut the rope with another finger. It’s kind of like cheating, and there’s probably a faster way to do this, but whatever. It gets the job done.

Review: Fish Out of Water (iOS)

April 21st, 2013 by

fish_out_of_water_titleHalfbrick Studios, makers of mobile staples Jetpack Joyride and Fruit Ninja, have brought their latest game, Fish Out of Water, exclusively to iOS.

Is Fish Out of Water another must-have game for the Australian developer or is it a painful reminder that Halfbrick is the same developer that brought us Raskulls?

Episode 013 – Playin’ Slayin’ and Living with IAP

April 13th, 2013 by

podcast cover_smallIn this episode of the Delta Attack Podcast, the secret origins of Delta Attack are finally revealed. The result? Not that surprising and, frankly, just a copycat origin story of Netjak. However, we live to tell the tale!

It’s almost as lame as any comic book written by Tony Bedard. Seriously, how does that hack keep finding work but Chuck Austen was a pariah? You comic book nerds know what I’m talking about, or are you still upset that Juggernaut and She-Hulk shared a moment?

Today, we cover a variety of games on iOS, though Guacamelee keeps it from being entirely iOS-centric. Slayin’, Final Fantasy V, and troublesome in-app purchases all come to mind. It’s a hot mess, but you want some of this hotness.

Also, while I can’t prove my opening claim that we’re the only podcast to talk about Pink Jelly Tits, I’d bet dollars to donuts that we are. Pink jelly-filled donuts that you can stick your fingers in and then lick clean. It smells so fresh and tastes like strawberries.

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iTunes Link: Delta Attack Podcast

MonTowers Monsters List (Doom Tower 1/2)

April 12th, 2013 by

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The Doom Tower is the first of the big towers in MonTowers, sprawling an entire 100 floors from top to bottom. Herein is the bestiary for the lower half of Doom Tower. Inside you’ll find pictures, stats, abilities, and lots of asinine descriptions detailing each monster’s lore.


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