One of the things I’ve noticed since becoming an iOS gamer is that the tower defense genre is as over-represented in the App Store as Angry Bird wannabes, Endless Runners, and Korean action RPGs. We get it, you guys can draw sprites way better than you can script stories. I suffer through Korean dramas and need no more proof.

All it takes is that damned foot in the door and, before you know it, it’s a slippery slope and you end up in too deep down the rabbit hole and, while wondering if you’ll ever see the light again, you start mixing metaphors and idioms without rhyme or reason. Since I’m down here anyway, I though I’d spend time with the Army of Darkness game and some of the greatest quotes that Duke Nukem devs tried to make their own this side of They Live.