Here’s your “No One Gives a Rat’s Ass, Fade” fact of the day: I like face painting.

I’m not particularly good at it, but I love how children light up and are typically impressed by my poor painting skills. Angry Birds is also pretty big with kids. Let’s combine the two!

Quick note, I know most of these are not on their faces. They don’t sell hand paints, though.

The first one of the day is almost always the worst.

Slightly better, if only for the whites of its eyes.

Angry Bird? Happy kid. The red one took pretty long, though.

My original plan was to paint both an Angry Bird and a Mustachioed Pig on the same kid, but time constraints led to nothing but the birds.

Well, that’s not entirely true. Here’s a bonus for nerd cred.

Pikachu! I choose you!

An adorable equation. As seen on Reddit.